The NEW rule book
So now it's time for you to lay down
the law. Ask her to change. Tell her you're not going to
put up with her behavior any more. To get you started,
here's a list of 10 basic rules that you should print out
and hand over to every woman in your life. From now on,
these are the rules she can abide by:
1- LEARN HOW TO COMMUNICATE Say what you mean, ask
for what you want directly. Expecting a man to
interpret indirect signals and read your mind is not
2- LEARN TO BE CONSISTENT Irrational behavior just
doesn't cut it. If you say you're going to do
something, then follow through and do it. Be honest
with yourself -- don't say one thing and do another.
And for God's sake, don't change your mind a million
3- STOP USING SEX AS BAIT If you want to have sex,
then have sex. Don't use sex as a tool to manipulate
men. And another thing: Stop tempting men with
low-cut dresses or bare midriffs and then blame them
for trying to get you into bed. If you need attention
that badly, go see a shrink.
4- DEVELOP A CONSCIENCE Stop abusing your sexual
power. Many women have no ethical dilemmas at all
about using men for favors or financial gain by
dangling the promise of sex in front of them. Not
only is this deceitful and immoral, but it's a double
standard nothing short of fraud.
5- KNOCK OFF THE MIXED MESSAGES If you're interested
in a guy, let him know it. Ditto with sex. Maybe
playing hard to get is cool if you're 12 years old,
but it's just annoying 20 years later. Refer to rule
#1 -- men aren't able to read minds, so don't expect
6- STOP EXPECTING MEN TO FINANCE YOUR LIFE This is
the 2000's, for God's sake -- women are enjoying
unparalleled career and earning opportunities, and
it's unfair to treat men like ATM machines,
especially when many women are earning as much or
more than we are. It may be a great scam, but at its
core, it's nothing but age-old prostitution --
trading sex for money.
7- IF YOU EXPECT EQUALITY, THEN ACT LIKE IT Equal
rights means equal rights across the board -- not
just when it's in your best interests. If you expect
equal pay, then expect to be drafted and pay your
share of dating expenses, too.
8- STOP BLAMING MEN FOR ALL YOUR PROBLEMS We aren't
what's wrong -- you are.
9- JUST BE NICE Can't you just be nice? Nobody likes
a nasty, self-serving bitch. And men today are very,
very tired of self-serving bitches.
10- READ "THE RULES" That's right, read it.
Then do the opposite of every piece of advice the
authors give. This is an ugly little book written by
two women who know nothing at all about men and a lot
about female greed.
So there you have it, guys. It's time to get that
p-whip out her hands and start reclaiming your rights
as a man.
Fitzgerald of www.askmen.com